Our house is effed up now.

I think they like it better this way..

It begins...

The natives are already becoming restless.

Lazyasses

Look at these worthless bums. (I am the pot and they are the kettles.)

Uh oh

Goodbye real world, hello Death Knight.

Future ladies' man and/or rockstar

Meet my new nephew, Ansel. He is a night-owl like his awesome uncle, and was born at 2:35am yesterday.

Why not

I missed another day because I'm cool like that, so I'll post two tonight. Here we have what you might call "history". Courtesy of nytimes.com and McGoff's Pub. People were mostly happy. Although there was one table of angry old people who shuffled out shortly after the networks announced, mumbling something about Bradley and how they "never thought they'd see the day"...

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Won $10 on McCain not breaking 200 EV, won $50 on Obama winning VA. I should have gone to Vegas tonight...