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OU was invaded by creationists today. They were giving out free copies of Darwin's On the Origin of Species. Weird, right? Oh wait - they inserted a little (50 page) introduction about Darwin's hatred for blacks, women, and Christians, his "undeniable" connection to Hitler (?!), and the "many hoaxes" of evolution. So now I have 12 copies of the book and 600 pages of toilet paper/kindling. :)

LIES

I have been getting BSoD's that say something about memory (they only stay up a couple seconds before the computer reboots) and this is what Memtest has to say about it after running for almost four hours. Thanks Memtest, you dirty liar.

Our house is effed up now.

I think they like it better this way..

It begins...

The natives are already becoming restless.

Lazyasses

Look at these worthless bums. (I am the pot and they are the kettles.)

Uh oh

Goodbye real world, hello Death Knight.

Future ladies' man and/or rockstar

Meet my new nephew, Ansel. He is a night-owl like his awesome uncle, and was born at 2:35am yesterday.